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IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

germanlanguagerocks:

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

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Cop:Have you been drinking?
Me:I been drankin'
Cop:Surfbort
Me:Surfbort

uhmeliamay:

*casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*

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vinebox:

When a ratchet chick can’t take the D

(via omgs)

spankmehardbarry:

"do u have a tight hole? ;)"

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pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…

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